Although I’m pressed for time, I want to wish one of my best friends and consistent stalkers for over 24 years a happy birthday! I’m delighted that you thoroughly enjoyed the birthday song I rendered today; it was my pleasure. Next year, I will sing a few songs for you instead of just one. However, time didn’t permit for more than one song. Don’t worry; your next birthday will come soon.
While the past year featured several notable blessings, this year will be even greater. As you know, I love to celebrate with you when times are great and even when things are not as great as they can be. One thing is for sure: You will continue to conquer every challenge you encounter. Therefore, when folks secretly rejoice when they think you’re experiencing valley lows, keep toppling every mountain placed in your path and smirking at those who celebrate what they perceive as valley lows. The actual joke is on them, and we will keep laughing at them.
As you know, “this will be a great learning opportunity for the readers” (*inside joke*).
Here’s to another year of endlessly crazy and discursive conversations and full belly laughs!
I love you!
Happy Birthday!
Love,
Dr. Antonio Maurice Daniels, Dr. Santresa Glass’s Eternal Fantasy
Johns Hopkins University